Oh, and pisses me off on February 14th. And not because I’m a lonely old cat lady. It’s just that for the lion’s share of couples, he celebration takes place in a dull vanilla atmosphere. Pink balls, hearts, bunnies as a gift. Guys, how old are you? What kind of infantilism? Is love for you associated only with innocent walks and the exchange of kisses on the cheek?
For some reason, it is on Valentine’s Day that many forget about the passionate side of intimacy. But on weekdays we don’t have enough sex anyway. Let those who have coitus less than 3 times a week raise their hands. I bet there are most of them and this is not the norm.
Let’s change such a deplorable situation. At least on a holiday, release your succubi and incubi (or, more simply, demons). Give your loved ones really cool gifts that will awaken their hottest fantasies. I present to you 10 of the best erotic gifts for February 14th.
1. A set of unusual condoms
I like to increase my degree gradually, so, by tradition, I start with options for modest ones and modest women, who have not yet decided on supernatural experiments. The fancy condom set is the perfect gift for couples looking to make minor adjustments to traditional sex. Condoms have a developed outer surface. Antennae, balls, spines protrude above the layer of durable latex. They not only protect against unplanned pregnancy, but also bring considerable pleasure due to the complex study of the walls of the vagina.
2. Erotic souvenir
It is not possible to describe this category in a nutshell – a lot of gift ideas can be found in the “Erotic Souvenirs” section. If your significant other is not devoid of a sense of humor, then she will like a funny vulgar surprise. Take, for example, slippers that are designed to fit a woman’s breasts. They are not only hilarious, but also incredibly comfortable.
Dropping censorship, I will list a few more options for gifts with pussy-tits.
- A heating pad, decorated under the neckline, will warm your beloved on cold nights.
- Playing erotic forfeits will brighten up a couple of evening hours instead of watching silly TV shows.
- Handmade soap “Kamasutra” will turn a banal bathing into an erotic adventure in wet Indian cities.
3. Perfume with pheromones
The scent plays an important role in seduction. Do not discount the power of smell. Unlike regular perfumes, almost everyone likes perfumes with pheromones . They play on ancient instincts encoded in our genome. Present a bottle with a magic substance to your loved one or perfume yourself. Then, for sure, your bonds will be beyond the control of external circumstances. The atmosphere between you will become electrified and will begin to spark like a Tesla lamp.
4. Exciting lubricant
Historically, it is more difficult for girls to achieve orgasm. That is why it is necessary to spend time on foreplay. However, foreplay does not guarantee sufficient hydration and / or the mandatory onset of discharge.
But we live in the heyday of intimate cosmetology. The chemists of the porn industry have come up with special stimulating lubricants. Lubricants , due to the content of arginine and menthol, increase the sensitivity of the genitals, which in 99.99% of cases leads to an amazing orgasm. At the same time, muscle contractions are much more intense and longer.
5. Vibrator or pulsator
Guys are afraid of competition from vibrators. You see, it seems to them that a soulless machine is capable of replacing a real elastic member. I will hasten to allay fears. Comrades, your girlfriend will never exchange you for even the best unit.
Vibrators and pulsators are nothing more than a tool that can bring a woman (and a man) to orgasm. Instead of eradicating an imaginary enemy, enter into an alliance with him. Your chosen one will be delighted with such a gift. It is preferable to choose moisture-resistant models with a large number of modes and the ability to regulate power.
6. Vibrating egg with remote control
At the first stages of a relationship, we all commit madness – we kiss and pinch ourselves in the alleyways, imperceptibly touch each other’s bikini area and show other passionate signs of attention. But over time, the fuse fades away. A vibrating egg with a remote control will help to regain the lost acuity of sensations . This gift for February 14 is worth trying right at a romantic dinner in a restaurant. Let your loved one visit the restroom and insert a miniature device into her vagina. During a dignified meal, you will regulate stimulation at a distance and bring the chosen one to a frenzy.
7. Set for erotic games
If you are lost in the range of adult products and want to try everything at once, then it is more adequate to buy erotic sets. First, you will save a pretty big sum. Secondly, you do not have to receive from the courier a box of immense dimensions with smaller boxes inside. Finally, this way you can experience as many stimulation options as possible. The sets are very different. The package usually includes from 3 to 25 toys. Products are selected either according to the type of sex (vaginal, anal, oral), or according to the client’s preferences (fetish loot of all stripes and sizes). I prefer the hodgepodge kits, which contain a little bit of everything.
8. BAA
Now I want to confer with men. The girls close their eyes and scroll to the next item, and the boys will prepare a pen and paper and write it down. Comrades, admit, how long are you able to hold out? I promise I won’t tell anyone.
According to Medindia’s Editors and Content Development Team, a team of India’s leading medical journal, the average duration of intercourse (from insertion of the penis to ejaculation) is 3.36 minutes. And this is damn little, although it corresponds to the harsh reality. Give your beloved woman really good sex. Doubt about your combat effectiveness? Support your little friend special BAD s plant-based. However, please note that bioactive supplements are not drugs. If you are experiencing problems in the intimate area, then I strongly recommend that you see a doctor.
9. Double dildo
Girls often cherish fantasies that do not correspond to the status of a noble lady. One of the most popular desires is double penetration. Make your sweetheart’s dream come true by gifting her a double-headed dildo. This is the best toy for a relaxed couple. In porn, actresses imitate double on their own , but in cinema they imitate a lot of things. In real life, a woman will not be able to concentrate on pleasant sensations. A gallant gentleman must come to her aid.
10. BDSM set
Dedicated to all fans of role-playing games, domination and submission . If you want to repeat the experiments of Christian and Anastacia from “50 shades …”, then you cannot do without special equipment. As in the case with simple erotic kits, giving a set of BDSM devices is much more profitable than buying toys separately. One single present will help create a semblance of the famous “Red Room”. The choice of content depends on your desires and the size of the wallet. The simplest sets include masks, handcuffs, and gags. The more advanced ones are equipped with paddles , floggers , latex suits and other “goodies”.