Porn: not worth repeating at home?

Once during sex, a man said to me: it’s a pity that you can sit on the splits, otherwise I would show you this – I saw it in porn! “Thanks to the creator for creating the creators of porn,” I recalled with bitter irony a quote from a song from a Russian group.   

By the way, according to experts, it was porn that made streaming video on the Internet and the broadband Internet itself develop, invent Blu-ray technology, depilation cream and much more, without which our life is now unthinkable. But we won’t sing odes of gratitude – we will dwell on those myths and legends that have strengthened in the mass consciousness (especially men’s, because porn is shot mostly for men), but in reality they have no chance of existence. 

Moreover, women, wanting to meet high porn standards, try their best. Recently, in a hotel I was a witness, that is, an involuntary listener of screams coming from behind a wall – the lady was clearly replaying in her demonstration of passion. 

In this regard, I want to give the first advice: dear women! If you want to thank a man for his pleasure and show how good you were, do not scream like a lamb in the slaughter. Just gently whisper “thank you, it was wonderful” or at least do what you know how to do well, as a token of gratitude – for example, consom or gazpacho.  

The last, of course, is a joke, but do not forget that pornographic films after the shooting are voiced by specially hired actors – the same ones who then speak with the same lips for Winnie the Pooh or Mickey Mouse. And the actresses themselves, at the sight of the camera, are not making those sounds at all, especially in the presence of a director with a megaphone and a whole team of stylists, makeup artists, assistant directors and everyone who passed by and accidentally wandered into the shoot.   

Last but not least, it concerns the sigh-sighs during oral sex – how to moan with your mouth full … The directors who are engaged in a beautiful shot are not interested, but trying to repeat this mysterious trick at home is very interesting . The result is an unintelligible grunt that any passionate blowjob can turn into a funny comedy of positions.  

Especially if you diversify it with languid looks and scattered on the shoulders, like a porn actress, with hair – which in real life are confused, crawl into your mouth and generally interfere in every way. After all, they were not combed for two hours in the intervals between blowjob (that is, scenes) by specially trained stylists, running up and correcting the perfect look with styling tools. 

By the way, about the situation: legs spread wide (yes, I’m talking about the twine mentioned at the beginning of the text) – again, they are good only for the spectacular picture, designed for the viewer. In real life , there is usually no one to admire open genitals, but this affects the sensations not particularly well – especially if the legs become numb during prolonged sexual intercourse.    

And men also do not have to work for hours, imagining themselves to be a hammer on the anvil. Sex giants who act in porn, able not to stray for a long time, are another of the myths that entered our sex life and somewhat spoiled it. Tenderness, attentiveness and sincere feelings are the key to good sex, and not hourly exercises worthy of better use (for example, in the gym).  

Also from porn came a strange fashion for total depilation – which now leaves no chance for a single hair in key places of the body, and now it’s even strange for men to admit their addictions to undepiled intimate zones. And shy women have to refuse sex for this reason. 

But in general, home video can also be a technique that allows you to diversify your sexual leisure. However, porn is also a little spoiled by pleasure: it’s because I don’t look like a porn actress, I am embarrassed to star in such videos – all my folds, irregularities and other figure flaws that, in my opinion, immediately pop up in front of my sore eyes will be especially visible on the screen.  

And finally, a general tip: be careful and do not take everything that is shown in the movie at face value. Art is art and that, in order to be somewhat different from life, even if it is pornography. Focus on yourself, and not on glossy images subsequently processed on a computer – you are still alive, real people who are not required to meet someone’s far-fetched standards.   

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