Perhaps the most popular sex toys are vibrators. Some women use the device exclusively for personal purposes, while others share their joy with a partner and introduce the device into joint love games.
Every day, manufacturers are releasing more and more new models, so it is not surprising that among the existing variety you can easily get lost. In this article, I want to analyze in detail the types of devices and go along with you the thorny path from an indistinct desire to purchase a vibrator to the moment of purchasing it.
Section I. “Historical background”
As you know, our ancestors did not believe in the existence of a female orgasm, and all diseases of the weaker sex and mood swings were certainly reduced to the diagnosis of uterine rabies. For the first time the term “hysteria” appeared in the philosophical treatises of Plato and the medical works of Hippocrates. And although the scientific community began to discuss women’s issues only during the time of Ancient Greece, the oldest dildo dates back to the 26th millennium BC! During the time of the pharaohs, gold and silver castings, wood and stone sculptures were used as substitutes for the male reproductive organ. In China, empresses made full use of ivory, jade and bronze items. The peak of the diagnosis of hysteria was at the beginning of the 19th century. Exalted young ladies often suffered from nervous disorders, which the kind doctors treated with a special massage of the genitals. If you want to learn more about the hard work of fighters against women’s problems, be sure to watch the film “Hysteria”. Back in 1869, the first vibrator was patented as a medical device. Now, from all the weak half of humanity, I want to say a huge thank you to Joseph Mortimer , who in 1880 thought of reducing the size of the device and connecting a generator to it. Years passed, the technology improved, and by 1902 vibrators had turned from bulky machines into convenient handheld devices. Only in the crazy 20s, ladies’ equipment from pharmacies migrated to adult stores.
Section II. “Why do you need a vibrator”
If earlier it was considered shameful to use massagers in order to obtain sexual release, now you can find an intimate toy in almost every home. Before buying, you need to figure out why vibrators are needed at all. Let’s say you are in a stable relationship, then the problem of meeting basic needs disappears by itself. There are a number of situations in which one cannot do without an erotic device.
1. Frequent partings
If, on duty, your spouse often goes on business trips, and you cannot live a day without full sex, then a vibrator will be an excellent alternative to sexual intercourse on the side. Masturbation will pleasantly while away the endless waiting for a loved one without risky trips to the left.
2. Self-knowledge
Sometimes girls need to spend time alone. In a calm atmosphere, you can study your own body without haste and unnecessary body movements, to understand which touches you like the most and which erogenous zones give the most intense response. The fact is that with a guy, the results of experiments will be unreliable, because the element of presence contributes to the general excitement.
3. Making your spouse’s life easier
Let’s take a fairly common situation for clarity. A woman is returning from work, she had a hard day: the boss did not run over for nothing, had a fight with a colleague, on the way home the car sprayed water from a puddle from head to toe. Obviously, there is absolutely no mood for intercourse, and the beloved insists on intimacy. A sex toy will help you to relax more quickly. Instead of a tiring hour of fiddling under a blanket and titanic efforts on the part of a partner, the process of reaching orgasm will take no more than 10-20 minutes.
4. Search for new sensations
A wide range of vibrators allows you to increase the number of erotic scenarios up to infinity. Combine devices of different shapes with a set of favorite positions, and you will never get bored in bed. Devices for couples add hot spices to fresh sex.
5. Use for health purposes
In one thing, the doctors of the 19th century were 100% right – the pelvic organs need a comprehensive study. Vaginal massage eliminates congestion, stimulates circulation and has a healing effect. Powerful orgasmic waves increase the tone of the uterus and reduce the internal pressure of the intracranial box. Thus, using a vibrator, you treat gynecological and cardiovascular diseases, as well as reduce the risk of stroke. Special balls have the same properties .
Section III. “Technical characteristics of the device”
1. Nutrition
- from the network – they are considered a relic of the past, but some models (they are usually installed on sex machines) are powered from the outlet;
- batteries – the most common devices operating on AA and AAA cells, the main drawback is the high rate of power loss during discharge (see here for examples of battery- powered selectors );
- rechargeable batteries are the best option for significantly saving on consumables (for example, these).
2. Modes
There are single-speed and multi-speed devices. The latter almost completely replaced the former. Additionally, the developers install pulsators on the units (create soft shocks), oscillators (cause waves), rotators (ensure the rotation of specially provided moving mechanisms; look here: what kind of vibrators they are with rotation).
3. Control panel
There are two ways to switch speeds and modes: manual and remote. In the first case, you turn the knob or press the buttons located on the vibrator itself, and in the second case, control is carried out through radio waves or bluetooth . I personally recommend couples to use remote controlled vibrators as it is much more interesting.
4. Texture
Everything here is extremely simple and complex at the same time. Classic toys have a smooth surface or top layer that mimics a veined penis. The design of modern designer models is difficult even to imagine: antennae, spikes, pimples, ribs, corrugations, balls, and so on and so forth.
5. Water resistance
If you are planning to play in a warm bath or shower, then you should pay attention to waterproof models. They are somewhat more expensive, but significantly expand the owner’s capabilities.
6. Dimensions
In terms of length, vibrators are divided into five categories:
- mini – from 5 to 7 cm;
- small – from 8 to 12 cm;
- medium – from 13 to 20 cm;
- large – from 21 to 25 cm;
- extra large – from 26 to …
The width starts from 1-2 centimeters and, as you understand, does not have an upper bar. At the very beginning of the journey of the sexual experimenter, choose an aggregate that is the size of the male penis. Medium length , width from 3 to 5 cm.
Section IV. “Vibrator material”
1. ABS plastic
Dignity. Hypoallergenic , recommended for people with hypersensitivity of the skin. The composition does not include such harmful components as phthalates and carcinogenic petroleum products. Products made of ABS are distinguished by their low cost and increased strength (a LEGO constructor is made of this type of plastic, and you have tried to crush a part at least once). The toys are very easy to maintain, for cleaning it is enough to wash with soap or wipe with alcohol. ABS is compatible with all types of lubricants . Disadvantages. Inflexible, poorly conducts vibration.
2. PVC
Dignity. Durable and inexpensive material that can be easily washed with any kind of household products. Non-toxic, hypoallergenic, chemically inert. Due to the universal properties of PVC, manufacturers produce products of the most bizarre shapes with different porosity and texture. You can see for yourself here. Disadvantages . Stiffness will prevent you from fully enjoying clitoral stimulation. Slippery surface and lack of flexibility (usually increased by introducing plasticizers into the material). It conducts heat very poorly and, as a result, is cold to the touch. Warm it up with lukewarm water or between your palms before use. Not recyclable.
3. Metal
Dignity. Medical steel is renowned for its durability and ease of maintenance. Gold and silver do not cause allergic reactions, they can be used even in the presence of gynecological diseases. See what metal vibrators look like. Disadvantages. Hardness, coldness, poor vibration conductivity. Precious metal products are quite expensive.
4. Glass
Dignity. Thermally stable, easy to clean, compatible with all types of greases. Glass vibrators are even dishwasher safe! Due to the absence of pores during operation, pathogens do not accumulate on the surface. Disadvantages. Inflexible and cold material. Falls are fraught with chips and microcracks.
5. Thermoplastic elastomer
Dignity. Elastic, not afraid of high temperatures. Does not contain latex, which is extremely important for people with individual intolerance to this component. Washable with solid antibacterial or regular liquid soap. Disadvantages. Products made from poor quality thermoplastic elastomer can have an unpleasant chemical odor. It is not recommended to use silicone lubricants , only water-based products should be purchased.
6. Gel
Dignity . It has excellent flexibility and high thermal conductivity. The tactile sensations are comparable to human skin. It acquires body temperature very quickly. Gel vibrators are full of rich colors and look amazing. All types of lubricants are suitable.
Disadvantages. Cannot be cleaned with soap and disinfected with alcohol, it is recommended to use products with a neutral pH. Failure to comply with specific storage conditions will lead to failure of the vibrator.
7. Latex
Dignity. Flexible material, a little rough, but pleasant to the touch. High porosity enhances stimulation. Disadvantages. May cause allergies and cause anaphylactic shock. It is recommended to use only special lubricants that are compatible with condoms.
8. Silicone
Dignity. Harmless, non-toxic, good heat conduction, non-porous. Resistant to chemicals, ultraviolet and even radiation. So, if you decide to masturbate in the Chernobyl zone, take a silicone vibrator with you. It is better to choose devices made of material labeled “medical”, they are guaranteed free of phthalates and other components hazardous to health. Disadvantages . Looking for water-based lubricants .
9. Cyber skin
Dignity. The degree of realism reaches its maximum. The material heats up very quickly to body temperature and becomes incredibly similar to a man’s penis. Safe and hypoallergenic. And one more thing, the cyber skin was created in the laboratories of NASA, and this is the highest quality assurance. Rate the link for the realism of cyberskin vibrators . Disadvantages. High cost, special requirements for care and storage. You need to buy a special drying and disinfecting powder, as well as water-based lubricants .
Section V. “Forms of vibrators”
1. Simplified
Straight cylinder with a slightly rounded tip. Comparison of the device with a cucumber suggests itself.
2. Realistic
Reproduces the anatomical features of the male genital organ down to the smallest detail. The color scale, texture and shape of the surface are preserved. The vibrator is equipped with a pair of testicles. Judge for yourself about the naturalism of such vibrators .
3. Imitation
The main difference from the previous type is in color and size. If realistic models have medium size , then in the imitation series there are units with lengths from mini to extra large . Designers do not limit themselves in the palette of shades.
4. Curved
The straight barrel has a characteristic bend either along its entire length or only at the head. They are used to massage the Grafenberg zone or prostate.
5. Uncertain
Smooth lines are designed to achieve an unforgettable pleasure. The shape can be very diverse, from a leaf to an animal figurine. Even an adult will find it difficult at first glance to determine the true purpose of the toy.
6. Split
The trunk is divided into a pair of branches to stimulate several erogenous zones. They can be used both in single intimate experiments and in pair games. For example, V-shaped vibrators are used to simultaneously massage the anal ring and scrotum.
7. Rounded
Eggs, rings and bullets are in great demand among women. Small dimensions and impressive functionality allow you to carry the device in your purse and, if you wish, play with a vibrator in crowded places.
8. Flat
Often suction cups or special fingertips are included. The device works on the nipples, the area behind the ears, the inner thighs and forearms, and, of course, do not forget about the clitoris.
Section VI. “Classification by purpose”
1. Vaginal
If you are completely new to the field of sex products, then acquaintance with vibrators should start with the classic models, an excessive desire for experiments can distort the impression of the purchased device. A device with a streamlined phallic shape will also appeal to experienced lovers. For a more pronounced erotic massage, pay attention to the aggregates that have irregularities and bulges. There are modifications with suction cups that allow you to fix the toy on a vertical surface and implement the doggy- style pose in the absence of a partner.
2. Clitoral
Vibrators designed to stimulate the clitoris are of four types: eggs, mustachioed “comrades”, non-contact devices and straps attached with straps. The first are spherical devices, the contact surface of which can be dotted with thorns and ribs. The second type of clitoral massagers looks like an ordinary vibrator with a movable process, when the main part of the toy is immersed in the vagina, the “tongue” massages the most sensitive area. Non-contact devices act on erogenous zones with a stream of air, and the pads work on the principle of butterflies for weight loss.
3. Anal
Working with the back door carries a number of risks. In practice, there have been cases when the vibrator got stuck in the rectum and there was no way to remove the device without medical help. Therefore, the developers of sex toys have provided devices with restraining rings. Security gaps were repaired and anal lovers rejoiced. Can be used to increase sensitivity during standard intercourse. For example, a woman will experience a powerful orgasm if an anus massage is added to her partner’s frictions .
4. G-spot stimulants
The curved head serves for the purposeful study of the Grefenberg zone . When immersed, the device acts on the front wall of the vagina, which leads to intense sequential wave-like orgasms. Men can also use such devices. Representatives of the stronger sex react sharply to prostate massage. Stimulation of the gland increases sperm motility, which has a beneficial effect on the quality characteristics of the ejaculate. And the last thing that should be noted, with the help of a vibrator for the G-spot, it is quite possible to make a girl squirt .
5. Nipple massagers
Did you know that only 3% of women can rise to the heavens of bliss with pinpoint stimulation of the nipples. Special devices greatly increase the chances of success. The massagers are attached either with suction cups or by means of a vacuum. Vibration and pulsation are transmitted throughout the body. While the man is engaged in the clitoris, the apparatus does its job. By the way, nipple vibrators are recommended for pregnant and lactating girls, as they reduce painful sensations in the breasts.
6. Double
With the advent of paired massagers, it has become possible to get satisfaction from all sides. Two devices are firmly fixed on a common base, one is intended for a wet cave, and the other for a “rough entrance”. If you have dreamed of having sex with several lovers all your life, then this model will embody all your fantasies.
7. Rotary
The unit performs not only vibrating movements, but also rotational ones, due to which a full-scale massage of the vaginal area is carried out. You will never achieve the same effect with ordinary intercourse. The rotators touch the G-point and the back wall. Playing on the surface will also bring sweet results, because the device will work the clitoris and labia at the same time.
8. Hi-Tech Vibrators
A real miracle of technological progress. Manufacturers have installed software on standard equipment, which has opened up new horizons for thrill-seekers. Now you can choose at your own discretion the most pleasant modes from a dozen variations. The frequency of pulsations, force of pressure and direction of rotation of the head are regulated by the multifunctional control panel.
9.With attachments
The purchase of a model that involves the use of special attachments is very beneficial both from an economic and a sensory point of view. If you get tired of the standard equipment, you can always expand it with new additions to the device. So the vibrator, with one wave of the hand, turns into any of the types presented above.
Modern girls cannot do without a little electronic friend. I will not argue that he is not able to completely replace a man of flesh and blood, but thanks to the vibrator, you can wait for some time for your one and only chosen one. However, if you already have a loved one in your life, do not rush to get rid of the toy, diversify your joint lovemaking with a buzzing thing.
Vibrators are fun at the touch of a button and a wellness massage in one bottle. And while devices are no longer used to treat hysteria, they continue to stabilize the emotional state of lovely ladies.